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User: Faezum (I love doves :0)

Im not the best at writing comedic stories but i do have a real story to tell irl

Me and my friends were at a scout beach cleanup and as kids do, we were fooling around. We decided it was a smart idea to sit on a seesaw and play on it as the person in the middle slides back and forth on their bum. We did this for a while before the person in the middle got up and quickly realized there was a hole on the butt of his pants XD We all laughed super hard before awkwardly trying to cover him up and pretend like nothing happened. A very eventful day.

More dumb shorts: -Me and my scout patrol somehow burned our instant mashed potatoes and mac n cheese. We tried to feed it to people while screeching "GET YOUR FRESH CANCER! SUPER TASTY!"

-An angry squirrel at a camp literally CHUCKED ACORNS AT ME. It hurt but man was that funny watching the squirrel eye me almost with an evil grin before chucking at me.

-(not funny but i thought this was cute) My pet chickens would always follow me around because they knew that i would bring food. I would "call" them and they all would come running up to me, it was so cute.

-Random shower thought: Why is bacon called bake-on when its cooked. Why are cookies called cook-ies when theyre baked??