Thread:Lyssii/@comment-35010999-20190816045634

you havent gotten a message for 2 whole days...

so have a randomly generated christmas song!!! (im not gonna read the song so like please dont scream at me if it has something bad in it...)

Last Christmas, I gave you my tripod But the very next day, you set it on fire This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to Natalie Portman

I'm dreaming of a functional Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the reindeer glisten and grandparents listen To hear robins tweeting in the snow

You were exciting You were fragrant Monarch of Cape Town When the band finished playing They howled out for more The crowd were swinging All the grandparents they were singing You asked me to talk And then we did laugh

But then last Christmas, I gave you my tripod And the very next day, you set it on fire This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to Natalie Portman instead

You're stupid You're horrible Happy Christmas to you I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas garden tree At the Christmas party hop, Rockin' around the Christmas garden tree, Let the Christmas spirit ring, Later I'll have some mince pies And me and Natalie Portman will laugh

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about new computers I just want Natalie Portman for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true oh All I want for Christmas is Natalie Portman

Oh, Natalie Portman yeah, oh Natalie Portman yeah Natalie Portman the sweetheart is a smart, stunning soul Natalie Portman the sweetheart is a fairy tale they say

Natalie Portman baby, I want you and really that is all I'll wait up for you, dear Natalie Portman baby, won't you laugh with me tonight?

So here it is, functional Christmas Everybody's here to talk Look to the future now It's only just begun

Simply having a functional Christmastime Simply having a functional Christmastime 