Talk:Candy Cane Socks/@comment-37388364-20181210042009/@comment-35875117-20181210042905

You kidding? Your socks have to have the finest material of light orange pigment with 10 extra hidden peices of yarn within the mitting from Ouagadougou. It must be well fed, and have had a litter of its own at least 5 times. Clark Stacey must have licked the socks, loved the socks, and divorced the socks. The socks must have been in the Military, and tell stories about it to its children. And lastly, it HAS TO hate swimming in macaroni and cheese filled with only the finest mozeralla, and made by Chef Ramsey himself. I know it's not much, but I have small standards.