Talk:Candy Cane Socks/@comment-34565259-20181210050223/@comment-35938485-20181210050356

Day 283737: My lifelong ambition of the acquisition of orange candy cane socks has gone unfulfilled... I languish in a meaningless void, striving in vain to discover their true rarity- day after day I struggle, pouring through ancient volumes of chat logs to unearth the secrets of Animal Jam. Even the mighty scholars of WootMoo’s den cannot concur upon an appropriate worth for these peach socks- it truly is a mystery lost to the ages, far too complex for our diminutive cognitive capacity to possibly comprehend.