Board Thread:Animal Jam Talk/@comment-33759565-20190714010812/@comment-37250708-20190714013154

that was awesome

okay, let me tell you about a very special jammer named 'IDon'tKnowWhatToCallThemSoThisIsTheName." or 'IDK.' IDK.

IDK: Hey yo! I'm trading pet BEES for two den betas each!

Me: Uh, bees aren't worth that much.

IDK: They're super rare!

Me: No, you can just buy them during the world bee day or whatever.

IDK: Well, then why are people getting them? I sold a bunch.

Me: How many did you have?

IDK: Six.

Me: You have five now, so unless you have two fingers you're lying.

IDK: No, I'm not. Report me. Nothing's going to happen.

Me: Okay, reporting...

IDK: Wait.. don't actually do it.

Me: OOPSIE! What's this button?

Haha.

Second:

Different person. Let's call them 'TTFN' because that suits their character.

Me: ONE DEN BETA FOR TWO CLOTHING BETAS AND A RIM!

TTFN: Stop it scammer!

Me: Who, me?

TTFN: Uh, yeah! You!

Me: How am I scamming?

TTFN: That's not a fair trade!

Me: I'm just adding a RIM. Not like I want a black long or something.

TTFN: But it's NOT FAIR!

( How old is this kid, five? )

Me: Just don't trade with me, then!

TTFN: I'm REPORTING!

( I think they're five. At most. )

Me: Don't come crying to me if you report me and your account is banned for false accusations.

TTFN: (Apparently can't see me) *Flies around Jamaa Township and settles on perch* Yeah, I reported them and they're gone now.

Me, still standing in crowd: Uh, I'm right here. Or are you just blind?

TTFN: That's NOT NICE!

Me, groaning inwardly: Okay, listen up. I'm not scamming anybody. Just because you want fair or undertrades for everything doesn't mean that I can't add a bit, okay? There's no problem with that. And you don't have to fly around and report to EVERYONE that I'm gone when It's obvious you can't even see me or you're pretending. Don't act so smug and satisfied that you 'reported' me, m'kay? ( That was like two max messages, not one )

TTFN: *Flounces off* You're gonna be BANNED!

Me: *Slaps forehead* ( Irl, not Animal Jam haha)