User blog comment:PusheenThePlushie/yay more rants/@comment-37572915-20181209201744

Solution for #1: Happy Birthday, I'm sorry, but I'm not rare enough to gift you something good, so I tried my best *Gifts a necklace*

Solution for #2: If you go thacked, tell AJHQ.

Solution for #3: Meh. If I don't have a good heart to you, I can still have a good heart to others.

Solution for #4: SCAMMER!!!!!

Solution for #5: But I thought we were friends! I HAVE BEEN USED!!!!!