Board Thread:Pet Discussion/@comment-35008583-20191102210834/@comment-43737089-20191130051150

The good lord has smiled on those addicted to tik tok by blessing us with the longevity of a whale with the immortal soul of a French baker. The baguettes are made from the purest white foam from the mouth of the cats which fly among the chariots of the sky pulled by young French fries forced into labor by the grease lords who had taken over the Pentagon and are poisoning the minds of our youth with the simplicity of a dead beetle that after eating a cheesesteak subjected itself to a subway ride which lead to its demise that sparked a campaign to arm the helpless dust bunnies that inhabit the land of "below the places of unabled reaching". This angered the souls which rested atop the chiffarobe that disturbed the sheep from Peru that began a migration of alpacas to devour the peach trees that are covering our earth and plan to resurrect the Wicked Witch of the Wets and sweep across our universe with the force of a snoring egg roll that was imported from the land of Mordor which was gazed upon by the all seeing eye of George W. Bush who was biased towards the pleading of the young grasslands, crying out for industrialisation which began the movement that built the Statue of Liberty among the herds of grazing pork sirloins that became enraged and staged an attack against the unfaithful committee of Soviet trombone players who invoked the power of Aphrodite to aid them in their quest to gain equity stake in Sephora to assimilate into the minds of the grapefruit colonies, the business motives that would enable their kind to become a powerful race and send the demented groundhogs back to their burrows, weeping for the lost cranberries that had been stomped underfoot by Scooby Doo who raced to Subway as its franchises plummeted into the realm of fantasy, never to be seen again.