User blog:Cool9134/Clydsedale Horses....

Let's talk about the Clydsedale Horses. At first, they look kind of cute, except for the eyes. The eyes are a bit of a problem for me. Then, we get into the actions. First of all, horses cannot bend their joints this way. They just can't. I'm sure, as all of you know, the dance action is.. (whispers) ''dabbing. ''That trend has been dead since 2016.  It just makes me sad for Clark, trying to be hip with the kids, with a trend that hasn't been around for two years. The next action I'll talk about is the "play" action. It literally gets abducted by aliens and returned back. As a friend said, the horse was such trash even the aliens didn't want it. So most of the other animals play actions are at least semi-related to the animal that they are. Not the clydesdale. The sitting action just  really... looks weird? I don't really know what it is, just the way the back legs bend. And finally, the jumping action. It looks a bit like it's charging something (thank Wisteria for that anology). All in all, I think the clydsedale is just an all-around weird animal. That's the end of my rant, go read something else.