Board Thread:Animal Jam Talk/@comment-33759565-20190714010812

We've all got this kind of story. I don't know if this has already been done, but I assume not. Let's start with my own.

A Fun Situation

It was a normal day. I was out trying to trade away some betas and whatever else y'all trade for lately when a "New" Jammer stormed into Aldan. Let's call them "NJ".

NJ: plz trade me, im new and dont have any stuff.

A few people fell for it and traded her a handful of "stuff". Annoyed, I walked over.

Me: Honestly, this is so fake. Why aren't you off in the Sol Arcade or exploring if you're actually new?

Most people ignored me, including NJ.

NJ: hey, Animals, give me your beta plz i need the item

It took me a moment to realize she was addressing me. When I did, I refused.

Me: If you're 'new', how do you know what betas are?

Instantly, several cliche arctic wolves and some fellow scammers jumped to NJ's defense. They started screeching to report me. Then, NJ drops a classic:

NJ: i'm getting my mom!

Seconds later, her "mom" starts speaking through the account:

"You had better give my daughter your item! You can't even place it because it's member-only!"

Please take note that NJ was ALSO non-member.

Me: Um, that's not how it works. I was planning to trade it.

NJ: I don't care! I am a mother and an AJHQ employee! Give me the item before I ban you!!!

At this point, I was done. I left for my den, which was unlocked at the time. NJ suspected where I had gone and followed. For some reason, I was too stupid/amused to lock her out.

NJ: You have five (She technically said "Fire" but this dialogue isn't exact since this happened 3 years ago) seconds to give me the beta! Otherwise I ban!

Me: Okay, go ahead.

I promptly counted up to TEN and nothing happened. Realizing she had lost, NJ left.

What are your stories about annoying Jammers? Please avoid using actual users. 