Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-34177111-20181110072421/@comment-34857455-20181127055657

Only speak in swearwords. (IRL, I cuss quite a bit, so noone would be able to tell the difference.) I'd just have to either write or text my thoughts to the people I wanted to talk with. Either that, or just cuss like a drunken sailor to get my point across. It's pretty much a win for me either way.

Would you rather instantly have all your chargers break when you try to plug them into your device, or have the screen of your device crack when you touch it? (Not to the point where it doesn't function, just to the point where the screen is barely visible through all the little cracks and missing chunks of glass..)