Thread:Totally Not Treekco1/@comment-35010999-20191217210841/@comment-43367696-20191217212250

Last Christmas, I gave you my pillow But the very next day, you throw it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to Bob

I'm dreaming of a fuzzy Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the gifts glisten and reindeer listen To hear pigs snorting in the snow

You were nice You were weird Monarch of Bathtub When the band finished playing They howled out for more The crowd were swinging All the reindeer they were singing You asked me to fly And then we did sleep

But then last Christmas, I gave you my pillow And the very next day, you throw it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to Bob instead

You're strange You're bully Happy Christmas to you I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas suitcase At the Christmas party hop, Rockin' around the Christmas suitcase, Let the Christmas spirit ring, Later I'll have some carrots And me and Bob will sleep

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about marker I just want Bob for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true oh All I want for Christmas is Bob

Oh, Bob yeah, oh Bob yeah Bob the police man is a happy, loud soul Bob the police man is a fairy tale they say

Bob baby, I want you and really that is all I'll wait up for you, dear Bob baby, won't you sleep with me tonight?

So here it is, fuzzy Christmas Everybody's here to fly Look to the future now It's only just begun

Simply having a fuzzy Christmastime Simply having a fuzzy Christmastime