Talk:Promo Den Items/@comment-33759565-20180220224836

That backpack is worth an 'insert value here'

Insert Value Here is an extremely rare item, spoken only of in whispers and many scientists-no-collectors dream of someday seeing the legendary ''Insertus Valueus Hereus. ''Only a worthy maiden, pure of heart, come to Balloosh at 3 a.m will find trace of it. It will come and lay its rare head into her lap and her life will be blessed with admiration and shock.

It is known to be a RIM-ivore, feeding off the rarest of items-magenta furries, headdreses, and unreleased items, emerging only when Aldan finally empties of its crowds. It then feeds off the rares left behind, sometimes entering scammers' dens to feed on the abandoned items.