Thread:KindacareKindadont/@comment-38724612-20190423164245

How rich do you have to be to own a blue purse like a 60 year-old grandma? Ask Lil Pump! You’ll definitely find answers to your questions and sign up for $100.000.000 (on sale) to Lil Pump University! All the money goes to ’Save these idiots’ foundation! (102% goes to buy new jets and butterfly door cars and a new purse for Lil Pump). If you're lucky, you’d graduate and flex in gucci and givenchy clothes that definitely do not match! You’ll look like a homeless person, in no time!

Sign up for a FREE dropout from Harvard University!

Dress as Roblox, like in the ’I love it’ video! (Cast by: Lil Pump, Kanye West and someone else)

Say ’ESKEETIT’ for absolutely no reason!

Own 17 girlfriends at one time, then break up with them after a day!

Brag about how rich you are!

DO NOT eat vegetables, only CHICKEN WINGS. (Kill vegetables, before they kill you!)

Achieve your dream, to become a super rich grandma at age 18!

And more at Pump University! Sign up 2day! ESKEETIT!! your president, Lil Pump. 