Thread:Totally Not Treekco1/@comment-35010999-20191128033531

I wrote this for my sister, then my brother told me to post it somewhere, so here you go!

Once upon a time I fell down the stairs.

Now here's a better story:

One time I decided to go for a walk. It was cold on that day, but there was no wind. I heard something in the bushes, so I decided to check it out, which was a terrible mistake.

As I got closer, the sound got louder and louder. I then saw it, it was the butt in the bushes.

It was trying to hide, but since I already saw it, it decided to attack me. It jumped right on my face, which was pretty scary. I tried to pull it off, but that didn't work. A few moments later, the butt finally gave up and hopped away, back into the bushes just waiting for someone to find it.

After that I decided to go back home and relax. When I got back I decided to call my friends and tell them about what happened, but they thought I was joking. They laughed, so I hung up the phone.

A week later, I decided to go to their house, but no one answered. I thought nothing of it, so I went home. I decided to watch the news since I was bored, and it turns out they went missing while on a camping trip. I think its pretty obvious on what took them....

The End 