Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37250708-20190502000312/@comment-36017388-20190503011502

(I'm going with cucumbers and if you dare to disagree I will personally throw you in the fiery pits of salami)

Jesus can walk on water. Cucumbers are 98% water. I can walk on cucumbmers. Therefor I am 98% Jesus.

This is an example of 5th graders being extra.