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User: Furven

I'm nm so... Urm yeah...

Here's a lil story:

Once there was a man who hated tomatoes, he hated tomatoes so much that if someone fed him them he would pretend to faint and when he wouldn't wake up the other person would call for help and he would run away and leave that town. Well anyways one day he met a girl and they became good friends, so, she invited him to dinner and told him supper would be a surprise, he forgot to tell her not to make anything with tomatoes. She made spaghetti, everything was homemade and home-grown, all the spices and even the tomatoes for the sauce. He came over and as she brought out the food he screamed a girly scream and she dropped one of the plates. He explained that he hated tomatoes and she insisted that he try it, so he did, and guess what? He hated it, so he pretended to faint and she called for he!p, or so the man thought, he got up and then went to the door and as the door opened the girl was standing there and she reached to the back of her head and took off a mask! The woman was actually the man's mother! She slapped him and said "Son, you said when you grew up I'd be so proud of you but I'm not proud at all." And the man ran away and left that town just as he always did and his mother would follow him to every town he went and try to scare him.

That was very long... I don't know if it was very funny though... I tried.