Thread:IncandescentSalamander/@comment-35010999-20190816015704/@comment-35010999-20190816020548

Have another one (Its another Christmas song lol)

Last Christmas, I gave you my glasses But the very next day, you gave it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to Lauren Conrad

I'm dreaming of a snowy Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the cards glisten and parents listen To hear carol singing in the snow

You were amusing You were intelligent Monarch of America When the band finished playing They howled out for more The crowd were swinging All the parents they were singing You asked me to chuckle And then we did cuddle

But then last Christmas, I gave you my glasses And the very next day, you gave it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to Lauren Conrad instead

You're grubby You're immoral Happy Christmas to you I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas fire At the Christmas party hop, Rockin' around the Christmas fire, Let the Christmas spirit ring, Later I'll have some dates And me and Lauren Conrad will cuddle

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about new computers I just want Lauren Conrad for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true oh All I want for Christmas is Lauren Conrad

Oh, Lauren Conrad yeah, oh Lauren Conrad yeah Lauren Conrad the Welshman is a super, smart soul Lauren Conrad the Welshman is a fairy tale they say

Lauren Conrad baby, I want you and really that is all I'll wait up for you, dear Lauren Conrad baby, won't you cuddle with me tonight?

So here it is, snowy Christmas Everybody's here to chuckle Look to the future now It's only just begun

Simply having a snowy Christmastime Simply having a snowy Christmastime