Talk:April Fools' Shop Items/@comment-33759565-20171226225208

Hypno glasses: Just... um.........

Dizzy stars: Relive your childhood cartoons today with the all new DIZZY STARS! Pick 'em up while you can, be a tiger, and beat on you own pet mouse! :D

Polka dot tuxedo: Not your average black-tie event.... Instead, it's a POLKA-DOT TIE event!

Bunny teeth: Have some serious dental issues today with our exclusive bunny teeth! Specially designed for those who want to bite!

Upside-down table: TABLE FLIPPING IN AJ NOW POSSIBLE!!!!!!

Upside-down chandelier: .......Logic I guess.....?

Upside-down torch: Wow AJHQ has LOTS of logic! Just stand under it and watch your head melt!

Wacky table, silly chairs, and misshappen window: AJHQ has run ot of ideas! Enjoy trying to eat soupp, settle down with a nice book, or see the sun shining! (NOTE: None of this stuff can be done. Why? BeCaUsE iTs An UnEvEn SuRfAcE wItHoUt LoGiC oN tHe WiNdOwS!!!

Oddly shaped rug: Just an abstract version of Thomas the Tank Engine! What could go wrong! Answer: You can trip and break your neck, thanks to evil Thomas.