Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-38022171-20191129151145/@comment-44024648-20191224113640

Hii, I'm unicornsrule450, nm, jag me if I win!! (or just reply)

ok, so, storytime, when I was about 4 years old, I was in the car with my mum and I saw a slug on the side of the road, and for some reason, I desperately wanted to be a slug, so when my mum was taking a nap on the couch later that day, I got up on the kitchen counter and grabbed the olive oil, stripped down to my undies, and covered myself with it :)

mum found out and wasn't impressed ahaha