Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-34177111-20181110072421/@comment-36947850-20181112045615

I have no phone

so I'd do nothing

easiest WYR ever

But in all seriousness, if I had a phone, I would throw it on the road. Then walk across the road and pick it up. Then fix it.

WYR

have your phone be confiscated

or

have your phone be lost somewhere you cannot return to