User blog:Rand0mzer0/My death-(a short story)

My name is Simon and I died 5 years ago in Lonely Island.

I was a happy man but I had a morbid fear- a fear of peanut oil. I was severely allergic to peanut oil and if a single drop of it was fatal for me. I don't recall ever consuming peanut oil in my lifetime. I had everything I wanted - a wonderful girlfriend named Selene and a decent wage. The last thing I recall doing was going on a date with her.

It was a cold winter day. We went to our favorite place- a small diner in Lonely Island. I don't know why, but people kept giving us odd looks whenever she and I were together. One man went up to me and whispered, "Your girlfriend is dangerous." I brushed that off- she wouldn't harm a fly!

I ordered the same thing as usual but Selene ordered a special. She said she ordered it because of the ingredients. Not really paying attention, I started eating my food. It was delicious! Before we parted ways, Selene said she wanted to give me a little parting gift. Surprised, I asked her what it was. She planted a long kiss on my lips and said that I would find out with a devlish grin. I licked my lips nervously.

The last thing I saw before I died was the peanut oil glistening on her mouth.

My name is Simon and my girlfriend murdered me 5 years ago on Lonely Island.

Lmao this was my first time please don't judge