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you: 2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause' they're not gay

me (an intellectual): Two fair men lie in water warm and slow, As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart; But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow; Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.