Talk:Candy Cane Socks/@comment-34565259-20181210045506/@comment-30833630-20181210050050

Day 2987432335: Still, us lost jammers roam over lands we once conquered. This beautiful home we thrived in has been stripped away by these orange socks. Still, merchants creep around the corners of this void, whispering about their extraordinary socks. It drives our mortal minds delirious- but we must suffer the consequences of AJHQ. The archive of sock worth has slipped through our hands and diminished to time.

I cannot handle this anymore. I greatly fear for my wife, my kids, my family. They too are hiding in the dark ruins of our town. We salvage a torn pair of orange socks we found in a dark alley, but are petrified of the ''infected ones. ''They who have rares embedded in their brains, and search endlessly for their socks.

Socks.

SOCKS.