Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-34688574-20181112173356/@comment-36251659-20181201221428

Chocolatekoala96 wrote: yeeeeee i just carry a rubber band gun around, I'm not even kidding - also my dog is great at jumping on people and scratching them with her claws even though she's trying to give face licks so that's what I'm counting on for protection XD Reminds me of the movie literally called A Christmas Story "you'll shoot your eye out kid"