Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-34118934-20181221205452/@comment-37830037-20181227183100

username: sugarandtae

I have two jokes so please don't disqualify me:

joke: what did the green grape say to the purple grape?

answer: BREATHE! BREATHE! YOU ARE GOING TO BE OKAY, JUST BREATHE!

joke: A guy goes into a lawyer's office and asks, "Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

The lawyer responds, "I charge $1000 to answer three questions."

"Wow, that's a bit expensive isn't it?"

"Yes, now what's your third question?"