Thread:IncandescentSalamander/@comment-35010999-20190816015704

I have no clue what the lyrics are, don't scream at me if something is bad in it lol (I got it from a song generator, which made the song in 2 seconds)

Here it is

Last Christmas, I gave you my cat But the very next day, you sold it on eBay This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to Dustin the Turkey

I'm dreaming of a friendly Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the icicles glisten and parents listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow

You were down to earth You were intelligent Monarch of Berlin When the band finished playing They howled out for more The crowd were swinging All the parents they were singing You asked me to chatter And then we did drink

But then last Christmas, I gave you my cat And the very next day, you sold it on eBay This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to Dustin the Turkey instead

You're horrible You're freaky Happy Christmas to you I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas old oak tree At the Christmas party hop, Rockin' around the Christmas old oak tree, Let the Christmas spirit ring, Later I'll have some Christmas pudding And me and Dustin the Turkey will drink

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about fancy jewellery I just want Dustin the Turkey for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true oh All I want for Christmas is Dustin the Turkey

Oh, Dustin the Turkey yeah, oh Dustin the Turkey yeah Dustin the Turkey the Irishman is an intelligent, strong soul Dustin the Turkey the Irishman is a fairy tale they say

Dustin the Turkey baby, I want you and really that is all I'll wait up for you, dear Dustin the Turkey baby, won't you drink with me tonight?

So here it is, friendly Christmas Everybody's here to chatter Look to the future now It's only just begun

Simply having a friendly Christmastime Simply having a friendly Christmastime 