User blog:9zing/Tell me your Weird Pet Stories!

Go for it; comment a story. However, I wanna tell my story :3

This one happened just after writing this. So anyway, I have 3-year-old Painted Turtle male named Pipa, and he is currently growing his shell, and I mean scutes are falling off. I wanted to clean off some algae on his shell, but I was slightly concerned about hurting him. But I did so anyway. I got him out, and this is slightly off-topic, but I HATE it when people say turtles are slow because I swear to god he is the fastest turtle I've ever seen, even on FRICKIN land! And so he was very mad I was touching his shell with some scrubber I was using, and I got an alright amount of the plant matter off. I picked him up with an old rag I used, and then he open fired his pee right on my leg, and I was thinking, WHAT THE HELL PIPA I WAS GONNA PUT YOU BACK DFHGVGHXFFG! I covered his "STuFf" and yeeted him back into his tank. At least I gave him extra food after.