User:TheBestOfAllGreatDanes

ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢꜱ, ᴍᴀ'ᴀᴍ ᴏʀ ꜱɪʀ! ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇʙᴇꜱᴛᴏꜰᴀʟʟɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴅᴀɴᴇꜱ, ᴏʀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴅᴀɴᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱʜᴏʀᴛ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴀʟ ɴᴀᴍᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ.

ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ:

ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴅᴏɢꜱ, ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀꜱ. ɪ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴛꜱ, ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴏʀ ᴅᴏɢꜱ, ᴅɪᴀʀʏ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴡɪᴍᴘʏ ᴋɪᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ. ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɢꜱ, ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴀɴᴇꜱ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱᴄᴏᴏʙʏ ᴅᴏᴏ.

ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ ɪꜱ ʀᴀᴍᴇɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴅᴇꜱꜱᴇʀᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴀᴋᴇ ᴘᴏᴘꜱ. :3

ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋꜱ, ꜱᴄᴏᴏʙʏ ᴅᴏᴏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴀᴍ ʀᴜɪɴꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴀʏ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ "ᴏʟᴅ" ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴄᴏᴏʙʏ ᴅᴏᴏ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ, "ᴍʏ ꜱᴏᴜʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴏʟᴅ."

ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅʀᴀᴡ, ʀᴇᴀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ/ᴛʏᴘᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴇꜱ. (ᴍᴏꜱᴛʟʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɢꜱ.) ɪ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴀɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴠɪᴏʟɪɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ. :] ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ.

ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴋɪꜱ ɪ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ. :ᴅ

~ɢᴏᴅ ʙʟᴇꜱꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴡɪꜱʜᴇꜱ!

ᴛʜᴇʙᴇꜱᴛᴏꜰᴀʟʟɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴅᴀɴᴇꜱ.~