Board Thread:Animal Jam Talk/@comment-44238457-20191117053239/@comment-44323299-20191127215748

okay so;

it was an average day in wootmoo's. this is from like, last month btw. so there are the rare kiddos in hds and black longs and glitched stuffs etc etc, and as every trading place in aj is, there was the scattered new jammers going like "aww can i have your spike you won't miss it xx." there was a black and white penguin there who traded me a few plushies for my black long. i declined, and he started going like "plzz can i have it? plzzz!" once i said no again, he stopped pestering me and drifted off to some other jammers. i thought it was the end until 5-10 minutes later, he yells "YOU ALL ARE LUCKY!" naturally, that would get attention. so then he continues "IM GIVING AWAY A TAN HD!" so then someone yells "put it on trade!" i tweak my list because i know he probably won't have it. but once i exit my profile, lots of people are clamoring their users. i check their account and what do you know? a tan hd. im pretty confused, but i wanted a strike at the wheel, so sure enough i entered and he "spun", before giving the tan hd to an (likely) extremely rare main acc. (both users ended with 223)

so them wham. he slaps a silver hd on trade and goes like "NEXT WE HAVE THIS HEADDRESS!" some people start shouting their users, but he quiets them. only about 1/3 of the den is in, so he guides everyone closer to him. "we're not going to do wheel this round." so then of course everybody goes like those seagulls in finding nemo, except saying "trust?" he says no. not trust. we're playing a game. these are roughly what he said:   "so i have bad on trade, you have to trade me your best item. you will decline. then, i will announce whoever wins with the most valuable item declined. the winner wins a yellow long." everybody gets really hyped and starts trading. when the dust cleared, a spare account, new jammer with minimal achievements, won the yellow long. ''slip up #1. ''lots of people start getting suspicious, and a big chunk of the people quit. the rest of the people started to congratulate the spare. someone shouted "SHOW US WHAT YOU TRADED AND THE YELLOW LONG!" the spare quickly said "gtg bye!" and left. ''slip-up #2. ''Only some people noticed, so a small shred quit too. now, i think, only 1/8 of the entire den was actually playing.

so now the silver headdress remains. so he goes like "okay. so that game before was called 'Decline.' now we will play a game very similar to that. it's called Accept." I LITERALLY DIED ON MY CHAIR, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. anyways, he continues. "you will trade me your best items and i will trade back. the best trade wins." tons of people were reporting him by now. lots of people yelled "THAT'S TRUST!" but he was like "it's a fun game!" some trades started rolling in by then. he got in-store items from really rare people, and soon cbs and dbs from mediocre jammers (short collars.) he obv wanted a big trade, so he starts declining all of their trades. ''slip-up #3. so everybody is like "why'd u decline :(" but his spare kept trading and upping the standards. he should have known when to stop, because he kept hitting "PINK LONG WINNING!" "RED LONG WINNING!" "SOLID WINNING!" and literally everybody had gone back to their normal lives. slip-up #3. at one point, a desparate flamingo traded the yellow short on their animal. the penguin knew it was the best trade he could get so he was like "YOU ALL DON'T WANT A SILVER HD? I WAS PLAYING WITH YOU. IF YOU TRADED ME ANYTHING YOU WERE ENTERED IN THE WHEEL! (SPARE) WON THE HD!" while the flamingo was literally yelling in all caps "CAN I HAVE MY SPIKE BACK PLZZZ ITS MY ONLY SPIKE I WORKED SO HARD FOR IT!" slip-up #4''. so then a tiny crowd has gathered saying "give her her spike" and everything. he said "if someone trades me an orange short for the necklace ill give her the spike, so chop chop." slip-up #5, he should know his limits lol. so everybody just like went "wowww" and all that stuff, and everybody left. he kept yelling things like "TRADE ME THE ORANGE SHORT" and "CMON IF YOU TRADE ORANGE SHORT ILL GIVE HER HER SPIKE AND GIVE YOU BLACK LONG!" but it never worked lol. eventually he just gave up and left. everybody gave some stuff to the flamingo.

welp that was long.

sorry if it wasn't as spicy as yall thought it would be :(

slip-ups:

1: they made a really poor spare win the first "game," which was pretty much trust except everybody declined.

2: when the spare was asked to show how and what they won, they just quickly left.

3: when he starts doing the trust trading, he declined rims, cbs, dbs, and everything in-stores.

'''4: once everybody gave up, someone traded them a yellow short, and he knew that was the best he could get. so he said "nobody is trading me so (spare) wins the hd!" while the person was YELLING that she traded them.'''

'''5: he tried one last desparate attempt to scam everyone by saying "trade me orange short, ill give her yellow short, and ill give you black long." he should know his limits.'''