Thread:StillingWater/@comment-32565024-20190707180859

Oh, it's you again. I thought you left for good.

Nope!

I thought you drowned on that fishing trip last summer... I haven't seen you in a year...

Only a catfish dragged me underwater for twenty minutes, no biggie! Anyways I got a bunch of my belly skin ripped off. Wanna see?

NO! Um, I mean, uh, no thanks... Hey, I'm kind of busy so if you can just--

Omg, are you asking me to help you?

Well, um, I'm kind of working with a patient and I don't think you have the best medical expirience... And she's kind of got brain damage....

OH, I KNOW! You want me to bust open her skull so we can drag out the damage?

Um, no... That's not how that works....

If you guys have some candy we can totally make her pass out with a sugar high, dude.

NO! NO, PUT THAT MALLET DOWN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 * Crash**

Heh, dude, it turns out you can totally play candy crush without a phone.

Oh, good, I thought you... OH MY GOSH YOU DIDN'T PLAY CANDY CRUSH WITH CANDY.

R.I.P. patient  