Board Thread:Animal Jam Talk/@comment-33759565-20190714010812/@comment-33759565-20190726224258

Here's a good one I just remembered:

"An entitled Jammer assigns my gender"

By yours truly

EJ = Entitled Jammer

Me = Me

EF = Entitled friend

F = Friend

Okay, here we go.

I was just hanging out in the pillow room, talking with a friend. Suddenly, a violently pink and girly-looking arctic wolf appeared in the pillow room, along with HER friend, an equally eye-burning spectacle. They hung around and didn;t really bother us much, until...

EJ: Hey, EF, why don't you go introduce me to that boy? There's a dinner party soon.

EF: Hey, Animals, my friend EJ wants to talk to you.

EJ: Hello, handsome. *Winks cutely*

It was then I realized I was the "boy".

Me: Uhm, I'm a girl.

EJ: No, you're a boy! Your fur is blue and you have the boy eyes!

NOTE: I, at the time, was using the boy eyes because they honestly look better and don't angle downwards as much.

Me: That doesn't make me a boy. I can like whatever colors I want.

EJ was using the "PINK MAKES YOU A GURL BLUE MAKES YOU A BOY NO NOTHING" logic, which somehow makes it so she gets to decide my birth identity? What the heck?

EF: Yeah, you're a boy. Just date my friend!

Me: Uhhhh, no. I'm a girl and I'm not interested in dating anyone.

EJ: BUT YOU HAVE TO BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOY

Me: Please leave me alone.

EJ: MAKES BOY NN NM

At this point, my friend stepped in.

F: SHE is a GIRL. Leave her alone because SHE doesn't want to go within 30 feet of you, you horrible pink abomination!

,, This was when the chat was much more lenient, but I quoted most of the conversation as I remember it. The friend's sentence actually happened. True story.

EJ: BOY BOY BOY BOY

F: GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL

EJ: Eww, you're gross anyways.

She then left. That's not the only time my gender was assumed. Once, I went to a dinner party with the same female friend. It was fine until a waiter came to serve us. F and Me will be used again. The waiter will be E.W, Entitled waiter.

EW: May I take your orders?

F: I'll have three steaks, four chocolate shakes, sixteen large orders of fries, seventy cokes, and some pancakes with chives as a side. (This was a long-running inside joke)

EW: And the mister?

Me: Uhm, I'm a girl

EW: Wait, are you BOTH girls?

Me: Uh, yeah, but it's not like that-

EW: Ewww, I'm NOT serving you! EVERYONE, REPORT THESE TWO!

Needless to say, I left. I have yet to go to another dinner party (that one happened earlier this week)