Talk:Candy Cane Socks/@comment-30787291-20181210043409

It's been 146 days and I have been held hostage for my orange socks... if anyone reads this, I am being bombarded with offers of black longs, decent longs, and headdresses... Times are rough, and I can't feed my children as they were wearing some socks too. I don't know how much longer I can fight... It won't be much longer until the socks are taken from me, but I can't back down. Soilders, we can get past this mess and move forward to victory, as we search for the treasure of knowledge... "The Rarity of the Freaking Orange Socks." It's so close I can almost taste it.. Stay strong soilders, and don't forget to hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa.